The hummus Gods.

I arrived at work late becuase I bought vegan potato salad from Wholefoods. I was on the mission to get hummus, but thank god, I live in the Armenian capital of California. The best hummus is right down the street. Ever been to Zankou’s, folk’s? Although they dry the chicken right in front of you (ew) their hummus is FIRST RATE!!

After work I stood in line with Sandy as we were about to buy a bottle of White Zin, I noticed the label warned not drive or operate heavy machinery. Sandy replies, "I wonder if they had my industrial vibrator in mind." I laughed so hard I dropped the bottle in the middle of the store and everyone saw. I felt so bad I bought it anyway plus two more.